Showing posts with label Freeloader. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Freeloader. Show all posts

Sunday, May 06, 2012

JACKIE O WOULDN'T GOB ON THIS

Now when you think of a first lady the above pic isn't exactly what springs to mind right? We're in no way saying this because Michelle Obama isn't white, but merely because she looks like a fucking alien. We know it scrubs up well for events, but what the fuck is going on with her face? Her forehead looks like an ass cheek and her eyes look as though they're about to pop out their sockets. Bad times for Michelle ennit.

[Image via AP]

Tuesday, May 01, 2012

BEING A FREELOADER IS SO MUCH FUN

Oh doesn't it make you sick just how easy "actress" Emma Roberts has had it her whole life? If by any chance Emma is reading this and strongly disagreeing cause she got raped or something as a child, then to clarify we're just talking about her career. We've always wanted to know if she's truly satisfied with riding on the coat tails of her famous aunt Julia Roberts, seeing as if it wasn't for her she'd be waiting on tables at TGI Friday's. The freeloader was papped walking around the Coachella festival in LA and judging by the bruises on her arm we're gonna guess that she pissed off Chris Brown? We're loving the rabbit teeth pose too it's tres chic. Don't forget to catch Emma's new flick In Julia's Shadows in theaters soon.

[Image via MATRIX]