WHAT THE FUCK IS IT TRYING TO BE NOW?

So we know this thing has become kinda irrelevant, but when we saw the pic of the bitch we couldn't not share. Lady GaGa was recently snapped at some boring looking charity event in NYC and looked like an eco friendly dyke complete with a pig nose ring and classy bleached eyebrows. We've never really been sure what it is, but we wouldn't be surprised if she hid a fuck off sausage between her legs.

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