If there was ever a poster girl (pig) to prove that money can't buy you looks, then MESMERIZING beauty Tori Spelling would definitely pick up an award. The actress (slut with a famous dad) looked like a pile of melted lard when she appeared on TV show Chelsea Lately last week (even low for her). The dog looked like an extra from the fuckin' muppets and to top off her STUNNING look she sported a lovely trout pout and double chin. We've always thought her fugly chin/jaw disorder made her look like the tranny version of Lurch from The Addams Family. Just sayin'.
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