We must admit that watching Duchess Fergie on her OWN show made us feel an ounce of sympathy, but FUCK she really does look like a drained old ginga slapper that's way past it's sell-by date. The (desperate) former Princess cried throughout most of the show and quite frankly bored us after five minutes. We waited and waited but there was no fun finale or any scenes where she let random strangers fuck her in exchange for 50 bucks. Girl, you need to start earning your own money!
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