Showing posts with label Monkey. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Monkey. Show all posts

Monday, October 03, 2011

AMERICAN IDOL MEETS JUNGLE BOOK

Although we are most definitely NOT racist, we are biting our tongues with this one of fess (fucking mess) Jennifer Hudson. We can't quite believe it's the same girl (thing) and once again like every mess we've posted about lately, we reckon we could fuck this bitches nostrils too. Ooo it really does look fuckin' DOG rough though and that $5 wig belongs on a scarecrow. Ennit crazy what make up can do!

[Image via WENN/PEOPLE]

Sunday, August 07, 2011

MONKEY BUSINESS

Now we've never really been that bothered when it comes to "singer" LeAnn Rimes, but what truly makes us interested in her is the fact that she ain't no oil panting whether she's dressed up or down. We get that she's a total health freak (bulimic in denial), but even after shedding 50 pounds (much needed), she still resembles an extra from Planet Of The Apes. In our minds she seems about 46, but she's actually just 28. Rather hard to believe if you ask us. Anyhoo here she is looking like a ugly duckling that is trying to convince the world she's a swan. B+ for the outfit though.

[Image via SPLASH]