THE CAST OF 'FRAGGLE ROCK' TOUCH DOWN

Poor old Liza Minnelli never really stood a chance in life with that face, but despite looking like the back end of a bus she went on to have a successful singing career (beyond us) and star in campy musicals. Now obviously having Judy Garland as your mom doesn't hurt and we're pretty sure that the poor woman would turn in her grave if could hear how this bitch knocks out a tune. To be honest a cat getting gang raped with Parkinson's disease comes to mind. Even the butters tranny Tubbs from TV show The League Of Gentleman does a better job as passing off as a chick...pretty embarrassing ennit. Do you think Liza farted too cause that airport worker looks as though she's sniffed something that's making her gag?

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THE SIMPSON SISTERS HAVE GONE TO SHIT

Okay so the story goes that Ashlee Simpson was always the fuglier sister of then hot Jessica Simpson, but when she decided to get her rank nose fixed she looked way better. Well that is until now of course if you've got eyes. The former singer (bitch please) was papped leaving a restaurant with a new man friend (totes a slut) and let's just say it's looked better. Maybe it's just a bad angle cause she looked like a fugly witch with a double chin. At least her new nose won't use any many Kleenex when she's sick.

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JUST KEEP BALDING, YEAH KEEP BALDING!

Okay so we totally get that it's okay to become a slap head when you're older, but John Travolta looked more like an AIDS victim when he was seen grabbing a drink in LA recently. The once hot star of Grease appears to have totally let himself go and while Olivia ain't looking too good herself at least the bitch has still got hair. We used to see him as a hot stud but now the poor bastard looks more like a dirty old pedo on welfare. We're in no way saying that John likes to get "happy endings" from his male masseurs, but it sure wouldn't shock us if he did.

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