THEY'RE GONNA RULE THE RETIREMENT HOME!

Holy moly talk about going back in time people! In case you're still like who the fuck are these bitches, we can confirm that they are in fact the original Pink Ladies from the totes hilarious movie Grease. To be honest they don't look too bad, but Stockard Channing was just born a butters bitch so she had no chance bless her. We can't quite understand why Jan (top left) looks so fucking old though? At least Marty (bottom left) doesn't look like a whore anymore, but does Frenchie (bottom right) look better with or without those fuck off drag queen wigs?

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JUST KEEP BALDING, YEAH KEEP BALDING!

Okay so we totally get that it's okay to become a slap head when you're older, but John Travolta looked more like an AIDS victim when he was seen grabbing a drink in LA recently. The once hot star of Grease appears to have totally let himself go and while Olivia ain't looking too good herself at least the bitch has still got hair. We used to see him as a hot stud but now the poor bastard looks more like a dirty old pedo on welfare. We're in no way saying that John likes to get "happy endings" from his male masseurs, but it sure wouldn't shock us if he did.

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SANDRA DEE WOULD BE INSULTED

What is with all these iconic (stretching it) actresses who keep pumping their faces full of fillers and other shit? Olivia Newton John was papped walking around Sydney and to be quite honest her face looked totally fucked. The star of Grease isn't getting up to much these days and after seeing this we're not surprised. The puffy face, trout pout and hooker eyebrows mixed with weird bumps and dents all over face just isn't a good look. Keepin' it natural is the way bitches.

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