MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL...DON'T VOMIT!

Oh dear honey. Jocelyn Wildensein seems to have had some more procedures done if this photo is anything to go by. The bored rich bitch was seen arriving at a charity gala in NYC recently and apparently some kids even screamed and said they thought cats had two legs. Ouch that's gotta hurt Jossy but what'd you expect when you look like a fucking extra from The Lion King? Those eyes and lips are truly horrendous and her surgeon def needs to have his license revoked cause this is now way beyond a total joke.

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CATWOMAN HAS A LIVING SISTER

Besides being an ugly bitch, Jocelyn Wildenstein is one lucky mother fucker. The heiress is famous for fucking up her face with multiple surgeries in order to "resemble a cat", but what's even more ridiculous is that she received a $4 billion (yes BILLION) divorce settlement back in 1999, which is the largest ever divorce payout in history. Talk about obscene right? We like how Oprah worked her whole life to earn half of this, yet this bitch just banged a rich guy and walked away with a bucket load of cash.

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