DOES THIS HAIL FROM KENYA PERHAPS?

Oh honey, just looking at this shit makes us wanna FedEx you a fuck off burger and fries to get down your gullet. Kate Bosworth aka one of the world's shittest actresses behind Keira Knightley, was seen lingering outside her trailer in LA the other day holding what appeared to be an orange and although we're happy that she's eating something, it looked as though she should've had a drip machine on wheels beside her at all times. Her head literally looked like it would fall off if she turned too suddenly and when your Ugg boots match the width of your upper thighs, you know you've got something in common with Karen Carpenter. Just sayin'.

[Image via FLYNET]

THE VOICE WITHIN IS COVERED IN FAT

Calling all fatties! The uber talented (and fucking fat) Christina Aguilera was pictured walking (and struggling) around LA in what is believed to be a pair of leggings from her new clothing line aimed at obese women. We think it's a good business move on her part cause she's living proof that you can be morbidly obese and still wear fashionable (ish) clothing. She's a right crafty bitch too cause we know she only wears "flowy" tops to disguise the fact that she's been carrying around a food baby for the last 2 years. We love you Xtina but please just stop fucking eating and go record some decent music.

[Image via BIG PICTURE]