WHAT WORLD ARE YOU LIVING IN MARIAH?

Okay so it's well known that Mariah Carey always employs a body double or just airbrushes herself to shit on her album covers but this one takes the fucking cake. Everything about her body on the left has been digitally altered and then on the evening that this photo was released she was dumb enough to wear a skin tight black dress to her album launch party which of course revealed the truth. Mariah has always been a foodie and we're guessing that getting into that black dress was like trying to put toothpaste back in the tube. The poor woman needs to realize that she's a big bird and just live with it or she should just starve herself like Xtina.

[Image via DEF JAM/SPLASH]

WE BET KATE'S FUCKED OFF ABOUT THIS

Kate Beckinsale is one of England's hottest exports, however it seems that Allure magazine thought the actress needed a lot more airbrushing than usual. To say they'd gone overboard would be putting it lightly, as it appears that the retoucher either hates Kate or was drunk on the job. Gone are her beautiful features and flowing locks and in it's place are horse teeth, retarded eyes and birds nest hair. Complete and utter Photoshop fail if we're honest and the stylist needs sacking too.

[Image via ALLURE]

DOES MOSSY HAVE AN UGLY TWIN?

Without the use of Photoshop "models" like Kate Moss would frankly have no career. The coke whore was snapped arriving at the airport in London recently and it looked fucking DOG rough. Can you even believe that she's capable of looking like the photo on the left without FUCK loads of retouching? It's like she has a head transplant for every print ad she does, cause there ain't no way in hell Mossy can scrub up this well compared to her unfortunate reality. Rank skin, flat hair, crooked teeth and wrinkles galore doesn't really make us think of a supermodel.

[Image via DAVID YURMAN/REX FEATURES]