ACTRESS TURNED WITCH IN TRAINING

Another day another rough photo of Sharon Stone. The actress (contain your laughter) was snapped lunching with friends in LA and it looked like she was casting a spell on the poor bastards cause she looked fucking nasty. The bitch was once a stunner that everyone wanted to fuck, but we wouldn't be surprised if animals wouldn't pork it these days. There isn't a cauldron in sight but she sure as hell looks like an ugly sister from Hocus Pocus. What the hell happened love?

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NO WONDER OZZY LIKES A DRINK

Sharon Osbourne is best known for being married to the prince of darkness, but the bitch is also famous for her various cosmetic procedures. The music mogul (bully who's secretly insecure) was papped leaving her hotel in NYC over the weekend and it looked like a drowned rat with bee stung lips. Ain't it amazing what a hairdryer and some war paint can do for an old slapper these days? Anyway she doesn't look the worse we've seen her, but those lips just scream whale fat and they're not a good look.

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