THIS IS THE FUTURE OF LINDSAY LOHAN TOO...

Seriously WTF is going on with Tara Reid in general? Her career has been on a downward spiral since American Pie and her weight is always going up and down although more down of late. The mediocre actress was papped walking around LA the other day and the bitch looked skeletal to say the least. With the exception of the air bags in her chest she pretty much looked like a fake skeleton stolen from a high school and then put in a trashy LA outfit. We hope she gains weight before she dies and she really needs to fix the gold color of her hair too cause it's rank. Oh dear... it's pretty evident that these celebs need us in their lives.

[Image via WENN]

EWWW PLEASE JUST STOP WEARING SHORTS!

Something must be hiding inside Lena Dunham's thighs cause that shape just ain't normal for a white girl unless she majorly lucked out on the gene lottery. Seriously though this bitch makes Nicki Minaj look anorexic. The annoying main star of HBO show Girls was seen walking (those poor shoes) in NYC wearing some horrific shorts that showcased her nasty legs and God knows what else from behind. Furthermore we noticed how oddly shaped her midriff is and how small her tits are...it's like the textbook definition of a pear shape but gone wrong. We get that she's a good writer and bla bla bla, but all we really wanna do is shove a sock in her mouth.

[Image via SPLASH]

THE INCREDIBLE HULK GONE WRONG

Urgh we get that she's never been so fit but Jodie Marsh is just looking like a scary mess lately. The former glamor model (well paid whore) was snapped attending yet another bullshit body building competition somewhere and it looked like a fucking freak show. Okay her body itself is amazing but the tattoos, tits and clown make-up are just plain rank. Apparently since becoming a walking science project she's been getting a lot more male attention, but we're pretty sure that the guys who are hitting on her are blind.

[Image via PR NEWSWIRE]

NOT EVEN A ONE PIECE CAN SAVE IT

Everything about the above photo is just plain nasty. Gemma Collins aka the obese cunt from The Only Way Is Essex was papped on vacay in Malaga and she looked like a pig waiting to be tagged. What's even more disgusting is that the fat bitch was eating Cheetos and didn't seem the slightest bit embarrassed. This mess of a being should have her jaw wired up and shouldn't be allowed to touch solids for at least six months. If it's even lucky enough to get a boyfriend, we hope for the guys sake that she doesn't like doing 69's.

[Image via FLYNET]