YOU CAN'T HAVE BRAINS AND BEAUTY

Oh dear honey, are you prepping for another Mummy role or do you just look this butters minus the slap? Rachel Weisz was seen shopping in LA over the weekend and although the actress always looks cock ready on the red carpet, she looked more like a fugly Jew troll on this occasion. Weird looking thing though ain't it? We also noticed how creepily skinny her ankle is too...and this bagged Daniel Craig?

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WE BET EVEN THE DOG IS GAGGING

We knew that Sarah Jessica Parker was fugly but it's pretty embarrassing when even a dog upstages you in the looks department. The dog rough SATC actress is seen in the above pic as a child when she played the role of Annie in Annie The Musical. The poor bitch looked like a horse with a ginger wig on and we really do feel for that dog cause we're guessing it was barfing inside. If kids wouldn't play with her then what choice did she have but to turn to animals for company?

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IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF HOCUS POCUS

HOLY FUCK balls was our initial reaction to this photo of (fashion icon) Sarah Jessica Parker. This HAS to be THE fugliest looking thing living on the island of Manhattan, but STUNNER SJP didn't seem to care as she was walking the streets of NYC after her witch craft lesson. But wait, her FUG level don't stop there people. Sources claim there's evidence to suggest that SJP actually resembles a human foot (we kid not), and several studies also indicate that she is part human, part TROLL. Perhaps she's hinting to Disney producers that's she's up for doing a sequel to Hocus Pocus?

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