WHAT A DIFFERENCE A YEAR MAKES!

Holy shit balls people! Christina Aguilera rocked up to this years AMA's looking shit hot compared to the disaster of a dress she turned up in last year. Initially we thought her overall look last year wasn't that bad, but after comparing it to this year she looked a total orange mess. The trampy singer scrubbed up damn well for the event and looked like she was revisiting her throwback glam look...let's just hope she keeps the weight off.

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GENIE CAN FIT IN THE BOTTLE AGAIN YAY!

We couldn't help ourselves when we saw the latest pics of Christina Aguilera cause she's taking this weight loss to another level! Looking back she DEF looks better minus all the flab cause heavy doesn't look good on her. This totes proves that all women should be skinny cause if you think she looked like a "real woman" in the left pic, then you're just kidding yourselves cause you're probs fat.

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XTINA IS STILL OUR CURRENT IMPROVER FAVE!

Xtina is literally on fire at the moment and we can't believe how much difference a year makes! Christina Aguilera was seen promoting her latest fragrance over the weekend in LA and bitch was looking fierce in a skin tight LBD with cut-out panels. It looks like the songstress and The Voice coach finally had enough of the haters and is now flipping them one fuck off middle finger. Let's hope she keeps the weight off this time cause nobody wants to look at a whale.

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WHAT DID THIS WOMAN DO WITH XTINA?

Okay so we're becoming totally obsessed with Christina Aguilera at the minute, but c'mon people she looks fucking stunning and after hating on the former fatty for so long we feel she deserves all the praise! The belter and coach of The Voice can be seen posing for the latest issue of Maxim magazine in a series of stunning and surprisingly tasteful photos and lady is looking SMOKING hot. To be honest we're more puzzled by the fact that she looks nowhere near 32 years old...what's her secret? Keep it up honey cause we love what we're seeing.

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WHAT A DIFFERENCE SIX MONTHS MAKES!

Holy shit talk about a total style make under! Christina Aguilera took to Venice Beach over the weekend to show off her new slimline physique and bitch looked good and dare we even say it...CHIC in her classy yet casual black ensemble. The talented screamer was papped shopping for furniture with her toy boy Matthew Rutler, but to be honest we can't get over those slimline thighs. Do you think maybe Xtina contacted Alexa Chung for tips on how to lose weight quickly? Whatever she's been doing it deserves a huge fuck off bravo!

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OMGEEE CHRISTINA, IS THAT ACTUALLY YOU?

Holy shit is literally all we thought after seeing the above snap of Christina Aguilera and can you blame us? We loved to hate on Xtina when she was a flubber but it seems this flower has bloomed and decided it don't wanna be obese no more, cause lady SHUT IT DOWN over the weekend. The songstress was seen on promotional duties at an NBC gala on Saturday for the new season of The Voice and not only did she look totes amaze balls, but he body was OOC! Even though she was rocking her usual trailer trash look, bitch worked it as she looked like a hot teenage slut who didn't make the cast of The Hills. You can finally see your feet again...go Xtina!

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ARE YOU IN THERE SOMEWHERE XTINA?

Okay so we know we're showing Xtina major love at the moment but talk about wowza! Bitch wasn't messing around during a recent photo call to promote the new season of The Voice and we're kinda shocked to be honest cause we never actually thought she'd put down the fries. Christina Aguilera was papped walking the red carpet with her fellow judges to announce the new season which kicks off in September and lady literally looked like a shadow of her former self. We can't get over those razor sharp cheekbones and that itty bitty waist. Seriously stay on the diet cause it's paying off Xtina. We are however slightly concerned that she's only 5'1'' yet Cee Lo Green (who's a man) doesn't seem that much taller.

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WE JUST WANNA FEEL THIS WEIGHT MOMENT!

Praise the Lord! The current Christina Aguilera weight loss crush continues people and lady is looking even better than ever. While it's not back to her skinny Burlesque days, she's definitely shed the pounds off those evil thighs and that ass is looking a little trimmer too. Only thing that looks odd is how far down her tits are in comparison to her overall body and how big is that bra? Melons much Xtina!

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BITCH HAS KNOCKED IT OUT THE PARK!

Sorry if you hate Xtina but we simply can't ignore how good lady is looking lately. Christina Aguilera was seen rocking the stage at the Billboard Music Awards in Vegas last weekend and bitch has dropped some serious pounds. The singer and judge on The Voice will hopefully keep it up cause we'd hate to put her back in our top 10...or would we?

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EVEN WE DON'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT XTINA!

Okay so hell must've just frozen over cause Christina Aguilera was seen out again (yes again) looking totes amaze balls! The talented coach of The Voice was seen out shopping in West Hollywood with that guy who's living off her (Matt something) and bitch looked pretty damn good. The whale thighs are slowly shrinking and according to sources she's now able to paint her own toe nails for the first time in years...hoorah! All jokes aside though, lady is getting her shit together and buying clothes in the right size and we'd like to think it's cause she reads The Sizzling Mess.

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XTINA FINALLY FIRED HER BLIND STYLIST!

Holy Shit what did this woman do with Xtina! You're eyes ain't fooling you either cause this actually is Christina Aguilera looking a MILLION times better than usual thanks to some much needed weight loss and a stylist who isn't visually impaired. The talented singer was snapped walking the red carpet at the Time 100 event in NYC recently and she looked a million bucks. We literally can't think of a bad word to say and we don't often have this problem as you all know. Just keep doing whatever you're doing honey!

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SEE XTINA LESS REALLY DOES MEAN MORE

Yeah okay so we felt like being nice again, but we couldn't help it when we saw this latest snap of Christina Aguilera at the season premiere of The Voice last night. For once we may actually have no words cause she wore an outfit that made even her look slim, laid off the orange tan and didn't sport drag make-up. See that Chrissy, if you don't dress like a slutty clown you might actually achieve something other than a flop album.

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THOSE BEAUTIFUL LYRICS ARE JUST LIES...

Christina Aguilera clearly doesn't own any mirrors cause bitch has full on PILED it on these past few years and nothing is changing for the better. The diva bitch singer was seen en route to lunch (shocker) in LA recently and even her dog was pictured gagging whilst watching the whale walk away. We really don't know what's going on in Xtina's head, but bitch really needs to get her jaw wired up pronto and hit the gym cause when you're not relevant and morbidly obese you've gotta work extra hard to make those sales. Just sayin'.

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