VOICE OF AN ANGEL OR AVERAGE FARM GIRL?

Charlotte Church used to be kinda pretty back in her successful pop career days, but fast forward not even 10 years and what you see could easily be mistaken for an average looking farm girl en route to mucking out the pig troughs. The pissy gold hair, bloated face and tree trunk thighs is not exactly what you'd call a former pop star so we're not sure what's going on here? We know it shat out a kid but that was a while ago now so to be honest there ain't no excuse for looking like a overweight hippy who doesn't shower.

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FOOD IS MAKIN' ME A CRAZY FAT BITCH

Yer bastard, who could even predict that good ole Char could balloon to the size of a small Welsh town? Well your eyes aren't deceiving you, Charlotte Church really has become that much of a FAT fuck. The days of her "opera career" are certainly long gone judging by her WHALE of an backside and PIG face. Lovely that she topped off her NATURAL beauty with a skanky red bob and horizontal stripes, which really slim her down. Nice visible panty line too love.

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