Thursday, February 27, 2014

DID ROSS GELLER WHITEN THIS BITCH'S TEETH?

What in the fuck does Stacey Solomon think she looks like cause it's sure as shit beyond our cultured brains? The former X Factor contestant was snapped walking the red carpet at some shitty magazine event in London and looked like an Oompa Loompa from Essex. On top of the toxic tan (notice the Xtina esque hands) and drag queen hair, she decided to top it off by whitening those already evil nashers that we've had the privilege of seeing since her debut. Just gome home honey, get under the sheets and eat ya feelings.

[Image via REX]

2 comments:

  1. Drop dem shorts!

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  2. Why is her face orange and her legs sheet white? Like bitch if your going to show your chubby stomach and ugly legs at least use your cheap fake tanner everywhere love, I guess she couldn't afford a spray tan which is really sad.

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