Thursday, February 20, 2014


Okay so we've never really gotten the deal with Ellie Goulding and why people like her so much cause her voice sounds like a child with a sore throat who's trying to hit different notes but failing. The erm singer was seen leaving a studio in London last week and minus the fuck off huge cock hanging between her legs (we totes didn't add that), she was once again sporting that nasty jawline. We at The Sizzling Mess like our women to resemble women and we've never been overly keen on a bird with a strong jaw if we're honest. It don't even have hips, has chunky calves and those guns seem quite well defined so we're just saying we'd like to be a tile on her shower wall to see the truth. What do you all think besides the fact that we're evil cunts?

[Image via SPLASH]

1 comment:

  1. If this one's face gets any longer, horses will go after her for stealing their look... I agree about her stupid 'singing' voice. Also so annoying how she gurns dramatically with the apparent 'effort' of every fucking note, as if she's trying to fart out the Shroud of Turin. Hopefully her larynx will fall out someday soon while she's out for a run over a cliff, and then our ears will be able to live happily ever after. I live in hope.