Tuesday, July 09, 2013

AIN'T THIS BITCH THE EPITOME OF CLASS?


The world knows the above woman simply as "tanning mom" aka Patricia Krentcil, however all we see is a tired old slapper who sucks cock to pay the lecky bill. We don't even get how this skank gets invited to events, but lady put on her best clobber (cheap shite) and worked the red carpet looking like the corpse version of Pam Anderson with the clap. Didn't she think to look in the mirror before she leaves her gaff too? Body-con dresses just don't work when you've got saggy tits and a muffin top and we gotta say that ankle tatt finishes off this look to perfection. Wouldn't you be proud if this was your mom?

[Image via GETTY]

1 comment:

  1. Oh Mylanta. I really can't find anything positive to say about this 'get up' at all XD

    A BRA, IT'S A THING, USE IT.

    How many rollover minutes is she entitled to past her contractual 15?

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