WHEN REUNIONS GO TERRIBLY WRONG

Now we always thought that it was a mandatory rule to look shit hot when you attend a reunion, but we guess if you're Mara Wilson you either don't go or prepare yourself for the shit throwing. We won't hate on her too much cause we loved her and Amanda Thripp (on the left) in Matilda, but fuck they look like a right pair of frigid virgin losers. Even the thing in the middle ain't a looker, but Mara wins down with that fuck off mouth. Love you Mara!

[Image via MARA WILSON]

MISS TRUNCHBULL COULD BE IT'S MOM

Do you all remember the cutie (above left) from Matilda and Mrs. Doubtfire? If you don't then you're just weird, but if you do then you'll have already hurled over the pic on the right. Yuh huh, that is what the poor fucker's turned into. Child actress Mara Wilson is now a proud college student and she looks like a lesbian who's more into nature than dick. We wonder if she regrets quitting her career to be normal? We sure as hell would have regrets cause her life could have been SO fun and full of court cases and drug charges like Lindsay. Whatever happens we just hope that she gets those teeth fixed if she does ever decide to return to acting.

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