The Sizzling Mess has NEVER come across a bad pic of actress Jessica Alba...until now. The usually stunning star was papped leaving her hotel in Paris yesterday and she looked like a character from Bo Selecta. Even though she always looks pretty hot, we feel like she always has a sort of down syndrome ish appearance. Is it just us or does she looks like she's been beaten up a little too? Maybe she "poked herself in the eye" or maybe she fucked off Chris Brown.
Here is the STUNNING heiress (talentless slut) Nicky Hilton trying (and failing) to look sexy with her over the shoulder pose. The end result is a down syndrome tranny mess minus the drool, and we wish someone would just tell Nicky to stay indoors cause the world shouldn't have to see this face. The bitch has a right fuckin' conk on her and combined with those LOVELY nashers she was destined to have a joke of a face.
Granted, she's not exactly the biggest hot mess (or celebrity) on the scene, but the lower half of Whitney Port resembles an Ethiopian minus the tan. It was the slightly retarded facial expression, match stick legs and Hocus Pocus boots that caught our eye, but we just don't get why she's still famous? The Hills was kinda fun, but as soon as she appeared in The City, fierce rival bitch Olivia Palermo completely upstaged Whitters and showed her how it's done. Bitch better be careful though cause she could do some serious damage with them fugly boots! 