Friday, November 04, 2011

SINCE U BEEN GONE I'VE GAINED A FEW

Yeah, we had to do around 10 takes before we realized it was Kelly Clarkson too. The singer (pig that does karaoke) was barely recognizable as she wondered the streets lookin' for food on Halloween. It kinda looked like a lesbian troll with subtle dwarf features that really needs to work on her weight. We're guessing she has to book two plane tickets when she flies now. Oh love, we know it sucks when your albums keep flopping, but you gotta pick yourself up (watch your bad hip) and just try harder. Fatty boom boom!

[Image via INF]

4 comments:

  1. You're a bitch. Take your deep seeded issues and get help. How many hit albums do you have? Yeah, thought so....... CUNT.

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  2. Perez Hilton wanna-be. Get a life.

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  3. Umm, she was chubby when she won American Idol 10 years ago, so your point is kinda irrelevant. She's always been a short, curvy kind of girl. And what flops are you talking about, I had to hear "Stronger" RELENTLESSLY last year. She's doing just fine, and frankly, doesn't give a shit what people say about her. She's engaged to a lovely guy, still selling out arenas worldwide, and comfortable with herself. Can you say the same?

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  4. this website should be shut down for all the hate sexist shit you keep posting

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