Showing posts with label Whitney Houston. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Whitney Houston. Show all posts

Thursday, October 24, 2013

THIS JUST CANNOT BE LEGEND WHITNEY!

We kinda hate the last tour Whitney Houston did before she died cause not only was it her worst vocal performance, but the woman looked horrendous. The ridiculously talented and now deceased singer was papped doing her show in London back in 2010 and you literally can't tell who it is to be honest. Where the hell did her cheekbones disappear to guys? Such a shame cause music is such shit nowadays. Just sayin.'

[Image via GETTY]

Saturday, July 28, 2012

THIS IS HOW WE SHOULD REMEMBER HER

We know it's not our most respectful post, but we must say that we were in fact avid fans of the late Whitney Houston. We recently came across a vintage pic of the late smack addict at the airport and she looked high as a fucking kite to say the least. Doncha' think it'd make an awesome greatest hits album cover? We think we spot a crack pipe hidden in her hooker weave too. Oh how we miss the days when you could rely on old Whitters for making it a good show. RIP ennit love.

[Image via WIRE]

Tuesday, March 06, 2012

TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME

Now we ARE aware that Bobby Christina Brown's mom (Whitney ennit) has recently snuffed it, so although this post may seem insensitive just remember that we're only hating on the way the poor bitch looks. Until iconic Whitney passed on no one knew about Bobby or frankly gave a shit, but it looks like she is loving the limelight now. According to sources, she's got lots of projects in the pipeline including a range of Diet Coke for former addicts, multiple "tell-all" books and a debut fragrance called I Have Nothing. Is it just us or does Bobby look like a ghetto Cabbage Patch Kid with AIDS?

[Image via FLYNET]

Thursday, February 23, 2012

WE BET THE FAMILY ARE FUCKED OFF

Ooo now this is low we gotta say, but who else but the National Enquirer (and now us) to publish the LAST ever photo of Whitney Houston lying in her casket. Upon closer inspection the inside of her casket has the word "Nippy" sewn into the silk. We wonder if she's chilly or summink?

[Image via NATIONAL ENQUIRER]

Saturday, February 11, 2012

WE WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU ENNIT

All joking aside, we are truly shocked and saddened by Whitney Houston's passing this afternoon. However, the above pics were the last to ever be taken of the star when she exited a nightclub on Thursday and let's face it, the poor thing looked like a coked-up mess. Does anyone else notice the pregnancy-like bump too? Such a wasted talent gone forever, our condolences go out to her family. RIP Whitney.

[Image via SPLASH]

Thursday, November 03, 2011

I WILL ALWAYS LOVE COKE

Worldwide vocal legend (embarrassing diva mess) Whitney Houston was pictured walking around Berlin and something seemed a tad off to us. It resembled a black tranny wearing a prosthetic mask cause she looked like a skinnier (only by a bit) version of the grandma in Big Momma's House. The bloated facial features are scary as FUCK and she's lookin' well old these days ennit. Maybe she was filming a Bo Selecta special?

[Image via REUTERS]