WHAT THE FUCK HAS HAPPENED TO NEO?

Holy shit balls guys! Keanu Reeves was spotted at the Cannes Film Festival the other day and he looked a world away from his Matrix days. The actor has since become somewhat of a recluse and no wonder with the amount of weight it's piled on in hiding. The tits, belly and double chin ain't a good look on him but at least he's not bald.

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