Apparently the lovely (debatable) Lauren Goodger from The Only Way Is Essex has been dieting for the past month so that she looks good on her summer vacay. Erm, well we're kinda confused cause all we can see are two sticks of fat and a cheap dress. Anyone else see the weight loss? This girl really is built like a brick shit house and shouldn't be allowed to buy clothing that goes above the knee. Also, what the fucks going on with the color difference between her face and legs? It's like Casper and Shilpa Shetty have merged into one person. We'll give her credit for the hair though cause it looks good.
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