Friday, December 16, 2011

ROLLING IN THE DEEP FRYER

Now we do love ourselves some Adele but cause she's morbidly obese and at risk of dropping dead anytime soon, we hope we can see it perform live one day. Anyhoo the singer (beached whale) didn't look so great whilst out to lunch with friends (eating again shocker) and we didn't realize it was her at first. She appeared to be wearing a beige colored tent, her rank greasy hair was tied up and it looked like she got so hungry she tried to eat her own lip. We can't help but notice that wherever she is, a glass of wine seems to follow, so we're inclined to think that not only is she a cake addict but also a piss head. Save ya money love and don't spend it all on food.

[Image via GOFF]

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