HOW DOES THIS DESIGN WEDDING DRESSES?

Vera Wang always seems to look dog rough so it was no surprise when she was recently papped at a charity event in NYC looking like a malnourished Asian toddler. The "rolling in it" designer (The Grudge extra) who rode on the coat tails of her billionaire oil tycoon father has certainly inherited some fugly ass looks and those legs are just making us hurl. We don't know why but for some reason she just pisses us off and we wouldn't be shocked if she had some soy in her pocket cause let's face it that's all this bitch is living on.

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GET THIS BITCH A BURGER

Where the fuck do we start? Vera Wang who arrived in the US almost 100 years ago, now has a huge multi-million dollar wedding dress empire under her belt. However, in recent years she's kept on losing more and more weight to the point where she looks like a walking corpse. We know it's not the prettiest crayon in the box, but her arms are making us fuckin' hurl and we don't get why she used her hallway chandelier as a necklace in the above pic. She should really expand her diet beyond soya sauce smoothies and pile on a few pounds ennit. We wonder if it barks first thing in the morning?

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WEDDING DRESSES TO CHOW MEIN

Wow, isn't bridal wear designer (glorified Chinese take-out owner) Vera Wang just the picture of health? The walking corpse's skeleton could be heard clicking as she walked around NYC with fellow media whore Kim Kardashian. We always thought Vera was a lady boy, but that erect cipple (Chinese nipple) may prove to us that it is in fact a woman (dog). To be honest the only thing we have to say about her is that she really is a fucking MUNTER of a being. At least it finally looks like good ole Vicky B has got some competition as to who can live off drip food the longest.

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