Wowza! It really is a shame what insecurity and too much money can do to a middle-aged woman's face. Joan Van Ark from the classic TV show Knots Landing was snapped walking the red carpet at a charity event recently and IT looked like E.T. on smack. We can't decide if she looks 64 or not, but to be honest she just looks like a science project gone wrong. Sorry love but you look a fuckin' state and no man will wanna pork you with that face.[Image via WIRE]
