
Since losing 200 pounds on
Dancing With The Stars,
Kelly Osbourne's career has (apparently) soared. The semi-reformed fatty has tried everything from presenting (she's a natural) to trying to look sexy (and failing) for
Madonna's clothing line
Material Girl. Now she's not the biggest mess out there granted, but there is something VERY disturbing about the size of this bitches head. Talk about disproportionate. Anyhoo, we think the drag queen troll should get in touch with
the
Cabbage Patch Kids creators and cash in on her "fame" while it lasts. On the other hand it could make the companies sales decline, cause if we had to look at dolls with
Kelly's (deformed) head attached to them, our eyes would be pretty offended. We want the old (obese)
Kelly back!
[Images via
WIRE &
MATTEL]
SO TRUE LMAO!!!!
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