THAT'S NOT WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL...

Now don't get us wrong cause Harry Styles is a good looking guy with great eyes, lips and bone structure, but man does he need to revaluate his skin routine cause the boy looked like a pizza face when he stepped out recently. The lead singer of band One Direction was seen out with friends and we're not sure if we should look away or try and play Dot To Dot with his acne? Anyhow we're sure that with some Proactiv his skin would clear right up so get on it quick boy.

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ARE YOU IN THERE XTINA?

Wowza! In case you've not noticed The Sizzling Mess tends to say partially disparaging things about celebrities, however every now and we throw them a bone and dish out a compliment. When we saw this picture of Christina Aguilera we all got semi's so that at least shows that she's getting more attractive. Lately as you know Xtina has been looking like Babe the pig in drag, but during a performance on The Voice the bitch wrapped her shit up in a tight corset, hit the stage and looked smokin'. Keep up the good work (continue to starve yourself) cause you're looking good girl.

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E.T. MAY HAVE HAD A SISTER

Classic beauty Jessy Nelson was brought to our attention by a reader (yeah we do have 'em thanks) and we're shocked to say that even we hadn't heard of her. We're amazed that the STUNNER never got kicked off The X Factor, cause the contracts clearly state "no dogs allowed". Anyway it was snapped leaving the ITV studios and Jessy looked like a Jersey Shore reject/Snooki's long lost lezza sister from Leeds. And that's being nice.

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THE BOBBLE HEAD FACTOR

We've stooped proper low this week, cause now we're so desperate for messes we're writing about nobody's from the shittier than shit TV show The X Factor. Talent show contestant (former Tesco worker) Misha B was pictured at a Talk Talk (so low) event and she looked like she'd been fucking inflated. Her tumor-sized head, beach ball hair and fuck off massive thighs looked a right state as she posed for pics. Well racist of her stylist to put chains round her waist too.

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