HOLY MOLY WHAT HAPPENED TO JAKE?!

Now usually Jake Gyllenhaal looks pretty good but when he stepped out to an event the other night in LA he looked like an AIDS victim on death row. The actors plump face and looks appeared to be long gone and in their place was a gaunt and skeletal looking thing...pretty rank if you ask us people. We hear it's for a movie role so props to him for losing the weight so fast, but is it wrong that we're kinda jealous and wanna know his secret?

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KEEP YA EYES WIDE SHUT FOR THIS SHIT!

Nicole Kidman was once a beauty that graced our screens, but for some reason she felt different and had a fuck load of work done cause bitch was looking plain nasty the other day at a press junket. The money hungry actress who took Tom Cruise to the fucking cleaners was seen sporting some fuck off awful trout lips and just a bizarre face in general. Why in God's name did she do this to herself?

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HOW THIS WON AN OSCAR IS BEYOND US...

Don't get it twisted cause we love a bit of Anne Hathaway circa her Devil Wears Prada days, but lately bitch has just got boring and on top of that it looks like a boy with a pussy now. The skinny actress could have been mistaken for a paper boy whilst walking the streets of Brooklyn the other day and we've never noticed how big it's ears and nose are. Like we said we dig a few of her movies, but at the end of the day she's just a Plain Jane who was in the right place at the right time.

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MRS. DOUBTFIRE HAS AGED BETTER

Seeing this shit makes even us feel super old now. Sally Field was snapped arriving at a recent charity event in LA and it looked like she was in serious need of a walking stick cause she be looking old. It's hard to believe that it's 65 cause we remember her as the WAY more youthful bitch ex-wife in Mrs. Doubtfire. She's full on let her hair go to shit too and we wonder if Robin Williams would even recognize her?

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WHO KNEW WITCHES WORE ADIDAS?

Hilary Swank has never really been considered a looker, but we never realized how fucking DOG ROUGH it looked minus slap. The actress was snapped shopping in NYC for what we're guessing was a new cauldron and she looked like an ugly sister en route to the gym. We've always thought she had that "I was born with a dick" look about her, so this does nothing to squash the post-op rumors. What's with the rank skin too love? Urgh these pics brought up our lunch that's for sure.

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SHAKESPEARE WOULD BE LIKE FUCK ME

Who knew that Gwyneth Paltrow was such a dog underneath all the slap? The actress was snapped walking around London the other day and she looked slightly different than she usually does on magazine covers. The only give away that it's Gwynnie is her bone structure, but besides that who the fuck is this? She must look in the mirror every morning and be like fucking hell I look rough.

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SANDRA DEE WOULD BE INSULTED

What is with all these iconic (stretching it) actresses who keep pumping their faces full of fillers and other shit? Olivia Newton John was papped walking around Sydney and to be quite honest her face looked totally fucked. The star of Grease isn't getting up to much these days and after seeing this we're not surprised. The puffy face, trout pout and hooker eyebrows mixed with weird bumps and dents all over face just isn't a good look. Keepin' it natural is the way bitches.

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LIKE WHATEVER I KNOW I'M A DOG

We're pretty sure that Cher Horowitz (you should know who that is unless you're not educated to degree level) would DIE if she ever looked this rough, but unfortunately not many gals are that hot in the real world. Faded movie star Alicia Silverstone was pictured walking around LA after a work-out and it looked like a right DOG. The complexion, weight gain, nostril size, nasty teeth and Star Wars like ear almost brought our breakfast up. Ooo love, get mirrors all over your house cause somethin' needs to change.

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