GERI SO HIRED THIS TO WALK PAST HER

You know you're a desperate nobody when you hire regular fatties to walk past you in the street thus making you look hotter, but we're onto you Geri Halliwell and those kinda cheap tricks just won't fly with us. The former Spice Girl was papped on the school run with her many sprogs and we gotta say it did look good seeing as it's like 50, but it reminds us that every woman could look this good if she chucked up after every meal so it's kind of a downer too. Did y'all notice that the pissed looking stranger in the great outfit is like 3 times the size of Geri?

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MEET GERI'S 50 YEAR OLD TWIN

Bad times for Geri Halliwell. You know your career's sunk to an all time low when you put your best clobber on and head out to the Marie Curie cancer care charity event. We mean no disrespect to the charity here, we're merely highlighting that z-listers such as Geri resort to anything to stay relevant. Anyway, the former Spice Girl looked like she'd been dragged through a hedge backwards and gobbed on when she showed up the other night. What's with the birds nest hair by the way love? Nothing says class like a tie necklace made of (fake) diamonds though.

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