THIS IS THE FUTURE OF LINDSAY LOHAN TOO...

Seriously WTF is going on with Tara Reid in general? Her career has been on a downward spiral since American Pie and her weight is always going up and down although more down of late. The mediocre actress was papped walking around LA the other day and the bitch looked skeletal to say the least. With the exception of the air bags in her chest she pretty much looked like a fake skeleton stolen from a high school and then put in a trashy LA outfit. We hope she gains weight before she dies and she really needs to fix the gold color of her hair too cause it's rank. Oh dear... it's pretty evident that these celebs need us in their lives.

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NO ONE WANTS TO EAT YOUR PUSSY NOW

Oh honey, such a bad one for you but such a great one for us! Tara Reid aka the down and out hot mess of an "actress" was seen in LA earlier this week and boy oh boy it looked rough as fuck. For some reason and despite this lovely article we've always had a little soft spot for Tara, but when we saw this shit we knew it just couldn't fly cause the bitch literally looked like a drowned rat that'd been passed around and fucked. Have you ever noticed that some women just look used like they're vessels waiting to be filled? Go and get a blow out and lay off the partying honey.

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BUFFY WOULDN'T HANG OUT WITH THIS NOW

Alyson Hannigan as we're sure you all know has recently had a baby, but the main issue here is that she still hasn't lost any of the baby weight since shitting it out. It's such an atrocious level of effort for a celebrity right? Okay we're clearly being a tad sarcastic here, but c'mon you could basically fuck Willow Summers in the chin now and it ain't hot. The actress was papped pushing her stroller round the streets of LA whilst in search for work, as according to industry sources she's become too disgusting and obese to get roles. Again this is sarcasm for all you dry fuckers who take us too seriously. Basically the point we're trying to get across here is that she's a ginga mess who needs to sort herself out.

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IS THIS VICKY POLLARD'S SECRET SISTER?

Oh dear honey. Tara Reid aka the younger Meryl Streep (she wishes) was snapped wandering the streets of St Tropez recently and it looked like she was going for a trashy chav look. The matching pink tracksuit, trucker cap and Gucci sandals looked a right mess and we wouldn't be surprised if the sandals were fake knowing this skank. On the other hand we must say she's a remarkable actress who has true talent....insert joke here.

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TIME HAS NOT BEEN KIND TO VICKY

Tara Reid really is the epitome of a hot fucking mess. The actress (barely) was papped at the Cannes Film Festival and she looked like a rough slapper who's had more pricks than a second hand dartboard. Now if you all saw American Reunion then you'll agree that she's practically a younger Meryl Streep, but in terms of her looks she's full on let herself go lately. At only 36 years old her face looks haggard and those pearly whites, or rather pearly yellows, are just gross. It's just a total car crash that looks cheap and nasty.

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HEART THROB TO PEDO?

Just in case you're like what the fuck, this post is in fact focused on Chris Klein and not the SHIT HOT Mena Suvari. Now while he doesn't look fugly or anything he sure has got OLD since American Pie first hit our screens back in the late 90s. In fact he looks more like an overworked stock broker who likes kiddy porn than a Hollywood heart throb. Such a shame cause he was pretty fine back in the day. Mena on the other hand can sit on our face whenever she likes.

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AMERICAN PIE TO AMERICAN DOG

Wow ain't it amazing what Photoshop can do? Former stunner (ish) Tara Reid was photographed waiting in line to get into some crappy club in LA, only to eventually be denied entry due to being such a MUNTER. The crappy actress has certainly let her beauty regime slip and that triple chin is just fuckin' nasty. You can kid yourself all you like and say this was taken from a "bad angle", but there ain't no denying that it's looking rough these days.

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