Tuesday, April 03, 2012

HE'S BEHIND YOU!

Fucking hell! Just when we'd hoped Christina Aguilera had been secretly reading this blog (whilst eating) and taking some of our tips we go and find this shit. Now we're gonna be honest cause this pic isn't exactly recent (she has cheekbones here), but why the fuck does she look like a panto reject? The piss colored hair, fuck off massive eyebrows (urgh), clown make-up and ridiculous lips must have cracked her mirror before she left her gaff. Come the fuck on though, her make-up artist is CLEARLY holding some sort of grudge against her and she's so blinded by her own talent she can't see it. Isn't she missing a daisy in her hair?

[Image via GETTY]

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