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Monday, March 05, 2012
THE DEVIL WEARS FUR ENNIT
It took us a while to realize that it wasn't just the windy weather that was raping Anna Wintour, but she'd also been cream pied (not the dirty kind) by PETA protesters in Paris over the weekend. According to sources, the fur loving Vogue editor freaked out and yelled "No, too many calories!" as she wiped the Cool Whip off her face. The poor bitch looked like she'd been cummed on as she was snapped making a STUNNING facial expression. We really wanna chuck her a (fashionable) bale of hay to nosh on.
Labels:
Anna Wintour,
Anorexic,
Editor,
Fashion Icon,
Horse Teeth,
Joke,
No Humor,
OAP,
Old,
Serious,
Vogue
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