BEING ADOPTED DOESN'T ALWAYS SUCK

Nicole Richie is famous for being adopted by superstar Lionel Richie and being former besties with reality star (slut) Paris Hilton. The erm socialite was papped getting her nails did in LA recently and although lady ain't fugly she resembled a Latina version of Gollum. We've always loved us some Nicole cause bitch was crazy funny on The Simple Life, but these days she's looking more like a googly eyed maid from south of the border. Go back to being anorexic cause it suited you way more honey.

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HAVING A CASE OF DOWNS

What the fuck happened to Nicole Richie's skin? The (adopted) socialite was shooting a commercial in New York and a paparazzo (yay for us) managed to snap her in the MOST flattering light. We didn't realize that new mother's are subject to such RANK hormonal acne, but Nicole's skin has definitely seen better days. To add insult to injury her EXPERTLY applied fake eye lash glue is clearly visible and it looks like she's got an unfortunate case of down syndrome eyes. Bummer.

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