We know you could easily confuse the above photo to be melted lard in a bin liner, but it is in fact former Steps star Claire Richards aka ...

Looking back in time we really did think that Heidi Montag was a cute little thing, but FUCK it's looking rough lately. The $5 hooker wa...

Wow, we all know that when you think of your favorite competitive ballroom dancers, Lacey Schwimmer comes straight to mind. The two-tonne h...

Ooo super talented heffer Christina Aguilera is pretty much askin' for it now. The beached whale was photographed performing at the Mic...

Urgh skank bitch actress Paz De La Huerta aka the dirty lookin' import was looking fucking NASTY at this years Emmy Awards . To be hone...

We love a bit of Jessica Simpson , but FUCK it really looks like she's ditched the calorie counting for good. The bloated whale was pict...

Holy shit balls! What the ACTUAL fuck has Jodie Marsh done to herself? The former glamour model aka poor man's Jordan (urgh that is low...

Urgh, this dog with downs is takin' the piss now cause she's left her house more than twice in one week. Natalie Cassidy was pictur...

Although we are most definitely NOT racist, we are biting our tongues with this one of fess (fucking mess) Jennifer Hudson . We can't qu...

If there was ever a poster girl (pig) to prove that money can't buy you looks, then MESMERIZING beauty Tori Spelling would definitely p...

We most definitely do have respect for the dead, but we're not letting this pic go unnoticed. We're sure you all know that late soul...

Oh dear, Kirstie ! This pic just makes us sad cause after around 500 failed attempts to lose weight (that's gotta leave some stretch mar...

Here is the STUNNING heiress (talentless slut) Nicky Hilton trying (and failing) to look sexy with her over the shoulder pose. The end resu...

Judging by the above pic of STUNNER Jessie Wallace it would seem that her stylist is either blind or hates her. She looked truly fuckin...

Okay, so we know that in reality people don't walk off an airplane and look hot, but when you're a celeb like Jennifer Lopez you sho...

Don't ya think that UGG boots covered in silver sequins just make you think of classy gals? Yeah we don't think so either. We guess ...

Yer bastard, who could even predict that good ole Char could balloon to the size of a small Welsh town? Well your eyes aren't deceiving...

Wow, isn't bridal wear designer (glorified Chinese take-out owner) Vera Wang just the picture of health? The walking corpse's skele...

Fuckin' hell! Fat bitch aka Christina Aguilera was almost unrecognizable whilst arriving at the airport in LA. We don't know if the...

This face hasn't made ANY women around the world jealous and we'd be willing to put a lot of money on that. Talented stunner (singin...

You'd think the above pic was of some SAD slapper who got rejected from an X Factor audition, but take a closer look and you'll real...

Could someone please get this bitch a bag to put over her head cause it's makin' us feel sick! Ultra DOG rough model (slapper) Kate ...

This was buried deep in The Sizzling Mess ' vintage classics file and we thought it was about time to once again pay tribute to actress ...

There MUST be something wrong with Katie Price 's head, cause what the ACTUAL FUCK does she think she looks like? The model (slut with h...

Ooo fuck, this PIG of a being looked positively EVIL as it walked (believe it or not) around the other day. Kelly Osbourne plucked up the co...

Cher is a lady (questionable) who's without a doubt stuck her tumor sized finger up to growing old gracefully, but judging by these pics...

Holy FUCKING Christ (sorry man above) is all we have to say about this pic. It looks like EPIC fat bitch Kelly Clarkson has NO intention of...

Please just FUCK US HARD and tell us this image is a total fake! Unfortunately for Lisa Kudrow (aka faded Friends star) this is in fact wh...

Wow, this was classy of slapper Madonna at the press conference for her new movie W.E. (aka shit). A fan (yeah she still has them) approache...

Okay, so we know she was probably making a bad facial expression and the camera flash didn't help, but FUCK Cameron Diaz is a right MUNT...

Ooo we bet Jamie ain't too fond of wakin' up next to this dog anymore. The former size zero WAG Louise Redknapp was pictured runnin...

Yeah our first words were what the fuck too. We're not entirely sure what's up with the queen (slut) of pop's face, but it's...

Fear not readers, this is just singer (we use the term loosely) Estelle and she will not, we repeat WILL NOT, come out of the screen and ea...

Urgh fuckin' hell! We didn't even Photoshop this picture and we feel sick. That's how truly DOG rough faded star (never one anyw...

We are severely confused over at The Sizzling Mess . We DO NOT understand how diva pig Mariah Carey STILL hasn't shifted any of that bab...

Wow, this is a whole new level of a "celebrity" without make-up. Don't be confused readers, this isn't Katy Perry ' s ...

Now this bitch ain't crazy fugly, but FUCK does she have some teeth on her! English singer Natasha Bedingfield performed an "intim...

Judging by the latest photos from Britney Spears ' new tour, it's pretty clear that instead of working out like a bastard she opted ...

Holy FUCK balls is pretty much all we have to say to the above video. Now we know it's not nice to lower people's self-esteem fo...

We're confused after seeing this photo of STUNNER Kelly Osbourne who's apparently supposed to be skinny now. On top of her fucking ...

Now we ain't sayin' this bitch is a mess cause she's SHIT hot, but one thing that AMAZING actress Jennifer Aniston didn't al...

We secretly hoped that Kim Kardashian was gonna wear some mess of a wedding gown by Skechers but this shits a whole lot better! Just leav...

Over at The Sizzling Mess we struggled to watch this clip from South Park without pissing ourselves with laughter, but what we really c...

We must admit that watching Duchess Fergie on her OWN show made us feel an ounce of sympathy, but FUCK she really does look like a drained ...

Oh Sonja darlin', why do you keep on leavin' the house without that Lidl bag over ya head? You know you're gonna get lots of pr...

HOLY FUCK balls was our initial reaction to this photo of (fashion icon) Sarah Jessica Parker . This HAS to be THE fugliest looking thing li...

This is a variety of "mess" that we've not yet ventured into, but once again Jessica Simpson leaves us with no choice. At lea...

Now we've never really been that bothered when it comes to "singer" LeAnn Rimes , but what truly makes us interested in her is...

When Lily Allen got married at the weekend, we think her sister (kinda) Sarah Owen missed the memo and instead got dressed as if she was of...

Who'd have thought "supermodel" Kate Moss could be the next poster girl for sun block? Talk about sun damage love, urgh what ...