FOOD IS MAKIN' ME A CRAZY FAT BITCH

Yer bastard, who could even predict that good ole Char could balloon to the size of a small Welsh town? Well your eyes aren't deceiving you, Charlotte Church really has become that much of a FAT fuck. The days of her "opera career" are certainly long gone judging by her WHALE of an backside and PIG face. Lovely that she topped off her NATURAL beauty with a skanky red bob and horizontal stripes, which really slim her down. Nice visible panty line too love.

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