WHO SAYS YOU NEED TALENT?

There MUST be something wrong with Katie Price's head, cause what the ACTUAL FUCK does she think she looks like? The model (slut with herpes) was pictured promoting her new range of iPods that are shaped like cocks and vibrate. It looked like a human Barbie doll with chlamydia and her drag queen make up, RANK tits and clown eyebrows just pushed the look over the edge. Lucky male fans (and probably female too cause she's a whore) also had the chance to play with her tits for 2 minutes in exchange for a tenner. To be honest we think she should lower her price.

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