5-6-7-8 I'M A FUCKIN' DOG

Urgh fuckin' hell! We didn't even Photoshop this picture and we feel sick. That's how truly DOG rough faded star (never one anyway) Lisa Scott Lee has gotten lately. She was never no oil painting bless her, but she's always had that cheap slapper that gets her tits out fut lads (for a tenner cause she's got kids to feed now) look about her. It puzzles us that even when she's all dolled up for EXCLUSIVE events like Lidl store openings, she still manages to look like she's been fucked 50 times and then spat on. If her career couldn't stoop any lower, then last week may have been the final job (and 50 quid) to push her over the edge. She was pictured above singing Steps hits (fuckin' hell love it were 30 year ago) to the crowd at some festival no one gives a shit about in Great Yarmouth. With a nostril her size we're pretty sure we could fit a cock up it. Anyone wanna bet?

[Image via LISA'S MUM]