The Sizzling Mess
Monday, May 05, 2014

DID MISCHA EAT MARISSA OR SOMETHING?

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Okay seriously Mischa Barton what the fuck happened to you? The actress who was once known for playing regulation hottie Marissa Cooper ...
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Friday, May 02, 2014

MONICA GELLER IS JUST A DISTANT MEMORY...

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It makes us kinda said that Courteney Cox feels the need to do all this shit to her face cause she used to be so pretty. The former star...
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Thursday, May 01, 2014

WHAT WORLD ARE YOU LIVING IN MARIAH?

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Okay so it's well known that Mariah Carey always employs a body double or just airbrushes herself to shit on her album covers but thi...
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Wednesday, April 30, 2014

THIS IS THE FUTURE OF LINDSAY LOHAN TOO...

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Seriously WTF is going on with Tara Reid in general? Her career has been on a downward spiral since American Pie and her weight is alway...
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Tuesday, April 29, 2014

TANNING MOM MUST BE BLIND IT'S OFFICIAL...

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Patricia Krentcil aka Tanning Mom always brightens our day cause we love that she thinks she actually looks good enough to leave the ho...
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Monday, April 28, 2014

EWWW PLEASE JUST STOP WEARING SHORTS!

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Something must be hiding inside Lena Dunham 's thighs cause that shape just ain't normal for a white girl unless she majorly lucke...
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Friday, April 25, 2014

THE REAL LILY SURE AIN'T A PRETTY SIGHT

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Lily Allen is apparently making a return to the spotlight cause for some reason she thinks she's relevant and interesting. The truth ...
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Thursday, April 24, 2014

WHEN FASHION QUEEN'S GET IT OH SO WRONG

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Now we've only ever done one other post on erm we guess style icon Olivia Palermo cause let's face it the bitch looks good about ...
Wednesday, April 23, 2014

HOW IS THIS BITCH STILL ALIVE...FOR REAL?

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We genuinely don't understand how  Gabourey Sidibe both continues to walk the earth and also breathe in general? The actress isn'...
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Tuesday, April 22, 2014

YOU KNOW ANGELINA LOVES SEEING THIS

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Poor old Jennifer Aniston is the girl that's always going to be pitied no matter what her net worth grows to. She's got the care...
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Monday, April 21, 2014

NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THIS SHIT HONEY

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Lauren Goodger is either really clever and has a fitness DVD in the works or she's just a fat mess who's more deluded than Madonn...
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Friday, April 04, 2014

BRITISH WOMEN ARE SO CLASSY AIN'T THEY?

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No the above is not a group of pigs playing dress up, it's actually a group of women wearing their finest to the opening day of the G...
Thursday, April 03, 2014

DREAM LOVER HAS BECOME CAKE LOVER...

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We honestly don't get what goes on in the kitchen of singer turned beast Mariah Carey these days. The high note songstress was papped...
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Wednesday, April 02, 2014

YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA BE COCO CHANEL!

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Liza Minnelli gets a lot of heat from us but if you look like this then you're bound to be our favorite hot mess. The campy singer wa...
Tuesday, April 01, 2014

EVEN SHARKS WOULDN'T RAPE THIS MESS

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One of the reasons that we love Tara Reid is that she's such a hot mess and still actually believes that she's hot and everyone w...
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Monday, March 31, 2014

WE CAN'T FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT FOR ELT...

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Poor old Elton John was finally snapped out shopping in LA the other without his famous round spectacles and let's just say we now ge...
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Friday, March 21, 2014

DOES POOR ANTONIO ACTUALLY FUCK THIS?

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Whatever happened to the cute Melanie Griffith that graced out screens in Working Girl people? Nowadays the poor bitch looks more like ...
Thursday, March 20, 2014

WE LOVE A WOMAN WITH AN ANKLE TATTOO

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Angela Raiola aka Big Ang seems to get uglier by the minute cause judging from the latest pics of her sunning her massive tits on the be...
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Wednesday, March 19, 2014

THIS BIRD WAS BORN TO BE ON CORRIE...

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When you're born in Leeds you've never got much chance of being classy and good old Beverly Callard from Corrie is living proof ...
Tuesday, March 18, 2014

PICKING UP THE PIECES...OF BROKEN MIRROR

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Holy shit balls peeps! Paloma Faith was looking fucking dog rough the other day whilst out on a run in Hyde Park and according to source...
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Monday, March 17, 2014

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU LOOK LIKE HONEY?

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Oh honey why have you still not bought a mirror? Lauren Goodger really doesn't understand just how fucking mucky and nasty she look...
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Friday, March 07, 2014

MR GRAVITY EVEN HATES ON 60'S ICONS!

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Twiggy used to be known for her waif like figure and big eyed appearance, but fast forward 40 ish years and you can see that we do in fac...
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Thursday, March 06, 2014

SELFIES SHOULD DO YOU JUSTICE HONEY

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We're not sure if Nicki Minaj understood that when you take selfies you're supposed to look hot and not like some ghetto bitch w...
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Wednesday, March 05, 2014

HOW THE FUCK IS THIS WOMAN 60 YEARS OLD?

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Okay so we know that it's totally unfair to follow an Adele post with someone this hot, but y'all can't deny that Christie Br...
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Tuesday, March 04, 2014

MOTHERHOOD IS TREATING YOU WELL #LYING

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Oh honey why've you let yourself turn into such a mess? We know  Adele shat out a baby in the last year or whatever but it looks like...
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Monday, March 03, 2014

DAMN IT LIZA YOU WERE SO CLOSE THIS TIME!

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Okay y'all know that we LOVE us some Liza Minnelli but at the Oscars on Sunday the campy singer rocked up wearing a blue ensemble (not...
Friday, February 28, 2014

OH MANDY, WHAT'S BARRY DONE TO HIMSELF?

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Barry Manilow has always had that high maintenance pedophile kinda look about him and it was no different the other day when it stepped o...
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Thursday, February 27, 2014

DID ROSS GELLER WHITEN THIS BITCH'S TEETH?

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What in the fuck does Stacey Solomon think she looks like cause it's sure as shit beyond our cultured brains? The former X Factor co...
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Wednesday, February 26, 2014

WTF IS GOING ON WITH MISS SPEARS Y'ALL?

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Before we start the hate we wanna say that we do genuinely like Britney Spears cause even though the bitch ain't talented, she's ...
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Tuesday, February 25, 2014

ROMEO WOULDN'T DIE FOR THIS NO MORE

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You gotta admit that Claire Danes ain't looking too hot these days...especially when you compare her to the  Romero + Juliet days. Th...
Monday, February 24, 2014

WHAT HAPPENED TO NENE LEAKES Y'ALL?

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If you're all cultured and well educated then you'll be up to speed when it comes to Nene Leakes ' bad wigs on the latest seas...
Saturday, February 22, 2014

EVEN ANNIE HALL WOULD THINK IT'S A MESS

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There ain't enough words to describe how much love we have for Diane Keaton cause she's totes a ledge, but someone needs to tell ...
Thursday, February 20, 2014

100 BUCKS SAYS THIS THING TUCKS IT...

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Okay so we've never really gotten the deal with Ellie Goulding and why people like her so much cause her voice sounds like a child wi...
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Wednesday, February 19, 2014

IF SHE CAN MAKE IT THERE...ANYONE CAN!

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Liza Minnelli really does prove that even the most butters bitch on the planet can achieve worldwide fame and even though you may be laug...
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Tuesday, February 18, 2014

DOES THIS SKANK NOT LEARN ANYTHING?

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Seriously does Lauren Goodger actually think resembling a perma-tanned pig is a good look cause we're confused? The whale was papped...
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Monday, February 17, 2014

FILL IN THE BLANK FOR A GHETTO MESS...

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After I stuck my hairline down with superglue I thought DAYUM I look so _____________________ I'm gon' leave the house looking lik...
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Friday, February 14, 2014

FASHION POLICE + KELLY OSBOURNE = JOKE

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Okay so we have NEVER understood why Kelly Osbourne was hired by E! in the first place to be judge on their show Fashion Police cause w...
Thursday, February 13, 2014

BITCH PLEASE DON'T TWERK, YOU AIN'T SEXY!

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Someone needs to seriously give Miley Cyrus the memo that says she is plenty of things but sexy just ain't one of them. We'll giv...
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Wednesday, February 12, 2014

STOP RIGHT NOW AND GET THE SLAP LOVE!

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So after seeing this shit it's pretty clear that Mel B is one of the unfortunate women out there that need a fuck load of make-up to ...
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Tuesday, February 11, 2014

VOICE OF AN ANGEL OR AVERAGE FARM GIRL?

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Charlotte Church used to be kinda pretty back in her successful pop career days, but fast forward not even 10 years and what you see coul...
Monday, February 10, 2014

ALL THAT $$$ AND IT'S STILL CHEAP AS FUCK

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Poor old Mariah Carey can never quite seem to get it just right in the class department cause despite having a personal fortune of almost...
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Friday, February 07, 2014

THIS SHIT TOTES MAKES US WANNA ROAR!

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Another day another flattering pic of Katy Perry without make-up for us all. The singer (if you can even call it that) was papped gettin...
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Thursday, February 06, 2014

CORPSE SPOTTED WALKING STREETS OF MILAN

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It seems that every time we do a post on poor Donatella Versace she actually manages to get uglier. The designer was spotted walking the ...
Wednesday, February 05, 2014

YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE A WRECKING BALL

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Oh dear that ain't a good shot is it honey? Miley Cyrus was sporting one fuck off nasty hairdo the other day while on a classy cig br...
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Tuesday, February 04, 2014

MIRRORS MUST FUCKING HATE THIS FACE!

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Jackie Stallone is one of those birds who we're not sure what they've done their whole life besides look fucking ugly. The mother...
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Monday, February 03, 2014

DID THIS BITCH GET RAPED PRE-ARRIVAL?

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Seriously what the fuck is Patricia Krentcil exactly? Besides being one of the biggest hot messes ever, she literally always looks like sh...
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Friday, January 31, 2014

ERM SO WAS KRIS THE HUSBAND OR THE WIFE?

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Bruce Jenner has literally become a middle aged dyke or that's what he's looking like these days. The former husband of new money ...
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Thursday, January 30, 2014

ANGE KINDA PASSES WITH FLYING COLORS...

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Okay so we get that Angelina Jolie is a cunt and Jennifer Aniston is a "serious actress", but c'mon people when you put th...
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Wednesday, January 29, 2014

GIRL DON'T WANNA REMEMBER THIS MOMENT

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Nicki Minaj basically personifies all things fake and over the top, but girl seriously needs to check her hairline before leaving the hou...
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Tuesday, January 28, 2014

GRAMMY FOR THE MOST UNRECOGNIZABLE...?

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Seriously what the ACTUAL fuck Madonna ? What in God 's name have you done to your face and bitch would you please just ditch the gril...
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