EVEN HANNAH LOOKS BETTER THAN THIS SHIT

Bless her! We love us some Lena Dunham but the other day it was papped arriving to the set of Girls and it looked a total dyke mess. It's common knowledge the girl ain't no looker, but we're more puzzled as to why it's such a pig at only 26 years old? Do girls these days not understand that in order to achieve happiness and get hot guys they need to be a size 10 max? Like we said we love her creative genius but not eating would help.

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FLO TRIES TO LOOK SEXY AND FAILS

Okay so it has a bangin' bikini bod, but we bet this shit cracked the paparazzi guys camera lens cause it looked truly DOG rough while on vacay. The overrated vocalist (ish) Florence Welch was snapped trying to strike a sultry pose which of course failed. We've never "got" what the big deal is with her shitty music and tranny-like features either. We'll admit that it's got some talent cause she clearly didn't blow anyone to achieve success, but that face reminds us of Felicity Huffman with a couple more shit genes thrown in. On a more positive note, her new album Tranny Clown With Downs will released in the coming months.

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