MAYBE JOLENE WAS MORE NATURAL?

We get that the pic on the right isn't one of Dolly Parton's best angles, but you can't deny that bitch is looking fucking scary as shit these days. The country (fag) icon was snapped at an event in Dallas recently and in comparison to her younger days it looked like a walking science project. Gone are the plump cheeks and youthful glow and in their place is a nasty stretched thing with clown make-up. Don't get this shit twisted cause we LOVE us some Dolly but lady has taken it way too far.

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WORKING 9 TO 5 ON THE BOULEVARD

The queen of country Dolly Parton was snapped on the red carpet and she really did look like an over the hill human Barbie doll. The CLASSY wig looked highly flammable, her cheeks looked like an ass crack and her tits were giving Katie Price a run for her money. What have the fuck have you done to yourself honey? The bitch is only 65 and she looked like a waxwork figure of some cheap hooker. Less is more!

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