HOW DOES RICHARD PORK THIS THING?

Holy shit balls! This STUNNING pic of past-it Judy Finnigan is gonna give us some fuck off nightmares that's for sure. The former host of that shit show Richard & Judy was seen running errands around London recently and not only did it look fucking scary, the bitch looked truly BUTTERS to say the least. We're sorry but her husband is way hotter than her and there's no way he's fucking this unless he's cheating on the side. Fuck though...put on some slap next time you leave ya gaff.

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THIS WOULD MAKE ANYTHING TURN GAY

The above pic of Loose Women host Carol McGiffin has to be one of the worst pics we've posted in a while and we're pretty sure the poor bitch would agree with us. That chat show host was snapped en route to work and it looked like a fucking drowned dog. Now obviously this STUNNING photo was of course taken at THE most unflattering moment of her life, but still the camera don't lie and the lens clearly wasn't feeling this munter. Just sayin'.

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LOOSE WOMAN AND CRAP ACTRESS

Classic beauty Denise Welch was pictured out to dinner in Skegness last night looking like a fuckin' panto reject. The chat show host (alcoholic) took a break from her Loose Women duties to treat herself and her toy boy to dinner at Wetherspoons, and we think she may have forgotten that Halloween was almost a month ago. She looked like a slapper from the north in drag, but we hear that money is tight these days for Denise so at least she made an effort. Still a dog though.

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DON'T MAKE THIS BITCH ANGRY

We've yet to post about good old Trisha Goddard...until now. The former chat show host (bitch with too many teeth) was pictured at some crappy event that she gatecrashed in London and it looked hungry. We actually forgot how scary this bitches mouth was and how many EVIL looking nashers she has. On the upside, if she starts shagging about to pay the lecky bill she could triple her earnings and suck 3 guys at once. We keep screaming in fear every time we look at the photo, but bless her we know she's harmless.

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