WHY WAS THIS BITCH EVEN ON BB PEOPLE?

Oh dear that ain't a good shot is it Liz Jones? The former fashion editor was seen leaving Channel 5 studios after being evicted from Big Brother the other day and the bitch looked rough as shit. Now usually we wouldn't write about someone so irrelevant, but when you look like a Muppet character it's hard not to people. We don't really know what it is and we really don't understand how some bitter columnist managed to get onto a show (it's shit granted but still) that features celebs?

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DID CHRIS BROWN HIT THIS TOO?

Tyra Banks is the rich bitch creator of America's Next Top Model who laughs all the way to the bank. Now being a former model herself you'd think she'd of looked in the mirror before leaving her gaff, cause she looked like an extra from the ghetto version of Star Trek. Oh and the Chris Brown makeup technique aka two black eyes belongs on a drag queen. We're pretty sure we could park a car on her forehead too.

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DOES THIS THING HAVE LEUKEMIA?

Usually you'd think that losing 300 pounds would make a person more attractive, but in the case of STUNNER Perez Hilton it doesn't seem to have worked. Along with his new found and annoying as hell fake positive attitude to life (please bitch), he seems to have morphed into some sort of alien cause all the weight loss has made his head look fucked. Now we are pro-gay for sure, but for some reason he looks sick...like he has HIV or something?

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DON'T MAKE THIS BITCH ANGRY

We've yet to post about good old Trisha Goddard...until now. The former chat show host (bitch with too many teeth) was pictured at some crappy event that she gatecrashed in London and it looked hungry. We actually forgot how scary this bitches mouth was and how many EVIL looking nashers she has. On the upside, if she starts shagging about to pay the lecky bill she could triple her earnings and suck 3 guys at once. We keep screaming in fear every time we look at the photo, but bless her we know she's harmless.

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DEER IN HEADLIGHTS

Not sure we know what to make of this human (if you can even call it that), but The Only Way Is Essex star Chloe Sims has seriously fucked up her face. God knows why, but for some reason Lea T's cousin decided to go make up free for the NOW! photo shoot. Note the "classy" breast implant scar under her arm. We're in a state of confusion so deep that we can't fully hate on the Donald Duck lookalike all that much, but hey perhaps her natural beauty (botched plastic surgery) could help her become an extra for that new Alien movie?

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