Thursday, January 30, 2014

ANGE KINDA PASSES WITH FLYING COLORS...

Okay so we get that Angelina Jolie is a cunt and Jennifer Aniston is a "serious actress", but c'mon people when you put these bitches side by side it's easy to see why Brad chose the Tomb Raider actress. Don't get it twisted cause we do think that Jen is cute and all, but she's always had that clownish smile going on and her looks are average with lip gloss and cute hair at best. Now when you look at Ange it's just obvious that she's got it cause she can say come fuck with her eyes and still have an air of mystery about her. There's probably plenty of girls out there who think Jen is beautiful, but we think they need their eyes testing. Cute and pretty sure...beautiful not.

[Image via GETTY/PACIFIC COAST]

6 comments:

  1. Angelina is a cunt? I guess that's why she donates millions to charities each year
    Jennifer a serious actress? We're the Millers, Horrible Bosses, The Bounty Hunter, Just Go With It, The Switch, The Break Up, Rumor Has It, Along Came Polly
    "Serious" REALLY BITCH?

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    1. haha u do get that they're being sarcastic right! jen can't act for shit!

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    2. omgahhh ur stoopid they're obvs taking the piss u moron

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  2. Angelina has way more sex appeal and is more intriguing, where as Jen is just cute and does the same rom com every year. This blog is damn harsh, but tbh I agree with most stuff they say!

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  3. hard to get past the creepy poochy lips on Jolie though. That top lip is just starting to get that lumpy too-much-silicone look. Hopefully she stops there and doesn't decide "just one more injection!"....

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    1. Her lips are natural you fat ugly cum guzzler

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