WIPING HER ASS MUST BE A CHALLENGE

In case you're wondering this isn't a 70 year old man in drag it's just Liza Minnelli. Yeah that's how fugly it is people. The global fag hag (you're welcome to her gays) was pictured performing over the weekend and she looked like the tranny version of Coco The Clown. Everything from the birds nest hair to the make-up was a total disaster and it seems that she really does want people to think she's a man playing dress up. Those press-on nails are positively VILE too and she must have a hard time wiping her special place after urinating that's for sure.

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