Wow, we all know that when you think of your favorite competitive ballroom dancers, Lacey Schwimmer comes straight to mind. The two-tonne heffer was pictured wobbling around LA and boy oh boy it's built like a brick shit house. We certainly ain't envious of those slimline thighs and stunnin' saddle bags. For some reason we think she'd be good in a Christmas movie, cause she kinda has elf-like features no?[Image via INF]
