There's only so much money can buy and we're pretty sure that Sir Philip Green 's STUNNING daughter Chloe Green has often thou...

We really don't know what's wrong with Pete Burn 's head cause he's seriously fucked for doing this shit to himself. Is it a...

Ooo now we'll try not to be too harsh, but TOWIE star Lauren Goodger looked EVIL whilst walking around (shocker) Miami on vacay recently...

Wow, we really love it when supermodels leave their house and step out into natural daylight. You don't look so camera ready now do ya K...

You're not fooling anyone with that cap honey we know it's you! Hollywood actress (senior citizen with money) Goldie Hawn was pappe...

Oh love, please just stay indoors and quit leaving your gaff cause you're giving us too much to write about. As usual EastEnders actres...

It's common knowledge that singer ( Jabba The Hut extra) Christina Aguilera barely ever wears make-up, but we weren't ready for t...

Classy gal Tulisa Contostavlos (mouthful ennit) is not only pointless but cheap as fuckin' chips. The X Factor judge and former member o...

Ah the CLASSIC beauty that is Pamela Anderson ! We're kinda fucked off though cause after just looking at this pic of Pam we got Hepati...

Even though Jessica Biel is allegedly an "actress", no one seems to know much about her or frankly give a shit. She was papped at...

Sorry but "model" Eva Herzigova is just a rank looking European that fucked her way to the top. We honestly don't get how thi...

If we were Halle Berry and reading this we'd be screaming FUCK MY LIFE cause we cannot believe it's become this rough lately. Anyway...

Now wouldn't your parents be proud if you brought home a slapper dressed like Michelle Heaton circa 2003? We love pulling out vintage o...

We can exclusively reveal (cause we made it up) that Kirstie Alley is in negotiations to lend her voice (not body) in the new movie adaptat...

We bet the casting director for Pretty Woman will be shocked they selected Julia Roberts to play the lead role once they see this FLATTERIN...

Fuck! It's been almost 15 years since Double Jeopardy graced our screens and since then it looks like star Ashley Judd has had some ...

We've said this many times before but time really is a bitch and we're guessing that's exactly what Calista Flockhart thinks to...

Seeing this shit made us fuckin' choke we ain't gonna lie! Ginga actress Juliane Moore who is usually snapped looking a bit more re...

Oh honey, what the fuck have you got on now? Mariah Carey was snapped vacationing in Aspen over the weekend and it looked like she'd go...

British singer Jessie J has gotta good set of pipes on her, but take away the warpaint and it's a different story. The common gal was sn...

Ooo we can't believe how much Jamie Oliver has PILED it on lately. What's even more of a piss take is that the chef (food addict) ...

Ooo it must've taken GUTS to leave ya gaff lookin' like this love. Socialite (coke whore) Tara Palmer-Tomkinson was once again papp...

Yes! Lindsay Lohan FINALLY decided to dye her hair back to it's natural ginga roots and she looks SOOO much better for it! Just compare...

Okay, so we will say that we're over the moon that Lindsay Lohan is making such great progress with her community service and all that...

It must FUCK Lisa Kudrow off when she's flicking through Take A Break and she see's pics of Jennifer Aniston , cause it's prett...

Now we ARE aware that Bobby Christina Brown 's mom ( Whitney ennit) has recently snuffed it, so although this post may seem insensitive ...

It took us a while to realize that it wasn't just the windy weather that was raping Anna Wintour , but she'd also been cream pied (n...

Jesus, what a difference 8 years can make huh? Former pop star (even that's stretching the truth) Jessica Simspon who's 2 years pre...

We couldn't resist when we found this pic of singer (food addict) Christina Aguilera performing at the Michael Jackson tribute concert ...

Now we know she's never been someone who you'd associate with class or money, so we're not too shocked to see Queen Latifah loo...

We decided to spend our day lazing around and prank calling celebrities for fun, but when we called Christina Aguilera at her house (pigsty...

The media (and us) give Lindsay Lohan a hard time, but let's face with Dina Lohan as a mom you're pretty much fucked from the sta...

Ain't it shocking how much a blow dryer, bit of slap, some jewelry and a fancy frock can make you go from drab to fab. To highlight this...

Ooo we bet Kelly Rowland is PROPER fucked off that she got snapped lookin' like this the other day. The former Destiny's Child mem...

Wowza! It really is a shame what insecurity and too much money can do to a middle-aged woman's face. Joan Van Ark from the classic TV sh...

Just when we thought Janet Jackson had finally beaten her femons (food demons) we found this pic of the whale leaving the doctor via the ba...

Poor old (we mean ancient) Jackie Stallone i s not lookin' her best these days. Sylvester 's mama (great grandma) was snapped makin...

Ooo now this is low we gotta say, but who else but the National Enquirer (and now us) to publish the LAST ever photo of Whitney Houston ly...

Now we know it's just a rumor, but apparently actress (chubby drug addict) Lindsay Lohan is being tipped to play the lead in the new Sn...

We're shocked that we've managed to hold off from posting about actress (professional food taster) Gabourey Sidibe for so long, but...

Classy gal Daniella Westbrook was snapped leaving her dealer's flat the other night in a glam (tacky) dress and it looked like a right ...

What the fuuuck is going on with Lindsay Lohan people? The actress (smack addict) was snapped walking around NYC the other evening and it l...

Holy shit, even we can't believe this is Heidi Montag ! The former star from The Hills was snapped leaving a gas station in LA looking f...

Poor old Vicky B aka Victoria Beckham i s looking proper tired these days ennit. The mum of (we think it's around 5 sprogs now) was sna...

Our best guess is that Madonna was thinking "fuck my life" when she got papped looking like this. The queen of pop (syphilis) was ...

What the FUCK is happening to Lindsay Lohan ? The bitch turned up to the AMFAR gala looking like her manager (slutty mom) Dina on smack, an...

All joking aside, we are truly shocked and saddened by Whitney Houston 's passing this afternoon. However, the above pics were the last ...

Over at The Sizzling Mess we don't usually waste our precious time writing about "waste of space" people such as Alexa Chung ...

Atlanta's "realist" housewife (divorced ghetto trash) NeNe Leakes looked a world away from her usual glam appearance on the h...

Yeah we're thinking the same as you...time is a right bitch. We genuinely did NOT make this photo worse than it is, so Pamela Anderson ...