Ooo now we'll try not to be too harsh, but TOWIE star Lauren Goodger looked EVIL whilst walking around (shocker) Miami on vacay recently. We never realized how fucking massive the bitch's thighs were...she's built like a brick shit house. In fact the room we're in just shook and we're not even in Miami. Maybe lay off the pies for the next 2 years and and cover up a bit more whilst you're away. We hear that tents are currently on sale at Walmart.
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ru kidding she looks amazing im i love with her and those thighs
ReplyDeleteI agree with "that's me". Nothing wrong with those thighs! Who the hell needs a tent? She sure ain't that big, and I'd be keeping her in miniskirts and shorts all the time!
ReplyDeletedamn I want her to get fatter
ReplyDeleteHaha I love this authors attempts. Those legs are stunning , and Id allow her all the "pies" she wants. Girl is simply herself and works it , and you can't stand it. As iv said before on your sorry excuse for a page , stop projecting your insecurity on others it does nothing for your image. You sit here and critique others while you have this crusty pic of your dried out mug on your banner. You look awful and its hilarious you think you have room to talk. I wanna nail this chick in YOUR own bed so damn bad.
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