EVEN SYLVESTER DENIES IT'S EXISTENCE

Poor old (we mean ancient) Jackie Stallone is not lookin' her best these days. Sylvester's mama (great grandma) was snapped making a VERY flattering face while she walked the red carpet at a charity event in LA recently. Erm, well we don't really know where to start. Let's just cut the shit though, she looks like she's been embalmed but somehow still attending events. The clown make up, gypsy jewelry and whale lips do nothing to help her fucked up face one little bit. Having money is a curse when it allows you to do this kinda shit to yourself!

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